February 2012
One Direction in America..
Normal fans: Yay #WelcomeBack1D !!
Me: OMFG YES YES HOLY FUCKING SHIT TITS THEY'RE HERE THEY ARE IN MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA. THE UNITED FUCKING STATES. NO COCK-BLOCKING OCEAN AND 5+ HOUR TIME DIFFERENCES. THEY'RE IN MY FUCKING CONTINENT. IN 1D WE TRUST. THEY'RE HERE BITCHES. SHIT DICK! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Oh right, almost forgot.. #WelcomeBack1D .... NOW MAKE YOUR PRINCESS ASSES WALK IN THIS DIRECTION TOWARDS MY BEDROOM.
sweetgirlanny asked: holiii c: 5 - 7 - 17 - 70 saludoss!!!
Algún día...
likeabelieberlatina:
Muchas personas que dicen ser ”Beliebers” van a dejar a Justin de lado, y de 40 millones de fans, va a pasar a tener 20 millones de fans. PERO DE ESAS 20, YO VOY A ESTAR AHÍ.
Mi amor, saluda a mis followers
likeapedazodeasado:
no sean fomeques :c →
Tienes mascota?
Te has teñido el pelo?
De qué color es tu pelo?
Cuántos años tienes?
Cuántos celulares haz tenido?
Tienes tatuajes?
Te harías un tatuaje?
Tienes piercings?
De qué color son tus ojos?
Cuál es tu banda favorita?
Amor platónico?
Tienes novi@?
Te has enamorado?
Mejor amigo?
Eres feliz?
Desearías estar con alguien en este momento?
Animal favorito:
Si murieras y...
1thingfor1d:
ohmyirishgod:
onedirectionbeliever:
loving-onedirection:
stylemeharry:
Directioner reactions and Directioner things!
literally me
um ok wow me
AHAHAHAHA WHAT IS AIR
AHAHA THIS IS ME.
hahahaha we’re all weird lol
I wish I had a friend in the UK so they could send...
Tour tickets.
anotherliampayneblog:
What I want:
What I will get:
ese momento culiao incomodo cuando no sabi como...
Un unicornio es aquel que alguna vez lloro por su...
Trying to teach my mom the boys' names
Me: ok mom what are their names
Mom: uhhh theres bob, ian-
Me: omg no.
~later on~
Me: Alright Zayn is the Pakistani one so point to him GO
Mom: *points to Niall*
Me: OH MY GOD MOM HE'S THE WHITEST ONE IN THE PICTURE I SAID PAKISTANI OBVIOUSLY HE WOULD BE BROWN.
~even later~
Me: Okay so Harry?
Mom: Curls get girls, gay for louis, loves cats
Me: Good, now Louis?
Mom: gay for harry, stripes, carrots
Me: awesome, now liam
Mom: SPOONS, CAN'T SPELL FOR HIS LIFE
Me: YESSSSS. Niall?
Mom: Irish, loves food
Me: dear god one more lets go ZAYN?
Mom: BRADFORD BOI, PAKISTANI PRINCE RIDING THE ROLLER COASTER OF LIFE
Me: SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ken: I love you Barbie.
Barbie:
Ken:
Barbie:
Ken: That's the part you say "I love you too".
Barbie: I don't love you. Have you seen the new One Direction Dolls?